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things people with social anxiety do

  • go to the bathroom to escape
  • feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
  • dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary
  • never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
  • follow said person way too much
  • worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
  • faking an illness to get out of a social event

(Source: high-energy-introvert)







Kurt Vonnegut, from “Breakfast of Champions”.

It should be pointed out that these words are put forth in the novel, by it’s narrator.  The way it is written, this narrator could indeed be Vonnegut himself, and this could be a diary entry.

Or, they could simply be strange thoughts that Vonnegut has bestowed on one of his characters.  The narrator is not named, and describes the events of the novel as his creations… so it isn’t clear who is speaking.  In either case, these thoughts and observations penetrate.

(via memeengine)

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It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny,
Hypsibius dujardini



teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(Source: tenzoku)

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